Group Chat Podcast: Not Mott's Mailbag (EP:20) | Jordan’s Bulls, Saints QB Swap, & The Great Tailgate Dad Rating
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🚨 Group Chat Podcast: Not Mott’s Mailbag 🚨
Presented by Lafourche Concert and Events Club
What happens when you ask four degenerates to answer YOUR questions? Chaos, slander, and possibly a restraining order.
This week’s mailbag features:
🏀 A heated debate on which Jordan Bulls team would body today’s “soft” NBA guards (spoiler: Pippen would have Ja Morant in tears).
🎣 Trey Taylor trying to turn his viral “lock him up” moment into a GoFundMe side hustle.
🏈 Which NFL superstar could save the Saints? (Hint: it ain’t Derek Carr).
📱 Who would disappear from the group chat first—and which one of us would probably be in jail, the hospital, or ghosting because their QB threw 5 picks?
🪦 Pelicans fans, sorry. We all agreed. Sell the team, burn the training staff, and relocate to Seattle.
🍗 Tailgate dad ratings—fried dove, jalapeño honey glaze, and which one of us barely contributes a paper plate.
👟 Players who deserved signature shoes but never got them (yes, someone said Plastic Man Augmon).
🔥 Tiger Droppings confessions, burner accounts, and the time one of our friends leaked someone’s phone number because of Bama trauma.
🥩 Pork steaks at Rouses, concession-stand body slams, and the wise words of John Danos: “90% of people are happy. The other 10% just bitch.”
It’s the segment where we answer your questions and drag each other (and sometimes random strangers) in the process. Buckle up, because this week’s mailbag proves we should never be allowed unsupervised on the internet.